"Girls Are Smart" is a song sung by a group of women in the episode Witch-ay Woman. This song got Johnny Bravo (or Jenny Brava) to learn a lesson about women after Madame Voila, a hypnotist and palm reader, turned him into a woman.
Lyrics
You think that men are pigs
I say we all know that's a fact
So listen to me, sister friend
'Cause I now have your back
They think they've got it going on
That they're a work of art
Don't pay them any mind and they will know
That girls are smart
Now that's what I'm talking about
Oh, yeah, girls are smart
You think that you are funky fresh
I know that you was cool
And with your grooving ups and moves
You know that you can rule
Girl, you got to think
And put your mind before your heart
'Cause the real important lesson is (Hey, hey, hey)
That girls are smart
Yeah, yeah, yeah
The packs of guys are wanting (What do they want to check out)
To check out this new girl
But now they're really bugging you
Your head is in a whirl
But don't you go a-fretting
Or let it get you in a bind
'Cause the last thing that they're checking out
Is Jenny's brilliant mind
It's time for you to use a little
Of your common sense
Use martial arts or pepper spray
It's all in self defense
You know you've got the strength
In your body, mind, and heart
And with that strength,
You'll also learn
Girls are smart
Break it down, ooh
Girls are smart